Calm Yo Tits

April 2011

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when people see me & they start to whisper:

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Si VICE GANDA at ang HOLDAPER

• Holdaper: Hold-up to!
• Vice Ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong.
• H: SABING HOLD-UP TO EH!
• VG: so dapat pinagsisigawan?
• H: Hold-up nga to!! Hold-up! Hold-up!
• VG: Paulit-ulit? Unli tayo?
• H: di ka tatahimik papatayin kita!
• VG: ano to, kalokohan? Akala ko hold-up tapos patayan na? Ano to, 2 in 1? Special o regular?
• H: Waaah! Bahala ka, Aalis na lang ako!
• VG: Ay ganon? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito!

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When you go to the bathroom at night

inside your mind:

then you are like:

RUN BITCH ! THEY’RE COMING FOR ME !

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